Wednesday, 26 February 2014

10 Things I Wish I Could Tell My High School Self

1. Don't buy and wear things just to "fit in" and impress the "cool kids"
You don't like Rockports. And you don't like Timberlands. And you don't like Helly Hansons. They're fucking hideous. You feel stupid wearing them and the "cool kids" look stupid wearing them. And you don't even like the "cool kids". And the "cool kids" aren't even cool. Be yourself and you'll attract the right people (who actually make you happy).

Tuesday, 25 February 2014

Annoying Things to Say to Vegetarians


I bet you think you're really funny, huh. Hilarious. Bet you think we've never heard that one before. Haha. GOOD ONE. Exactly what response is it that you are aiming or hoping for in delivering these sarcastic, smug, sparkling lines of genius which, I hate to break it to you, we will have heard 
A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE???

The golden corner of comedy: annoying things that people say to vegetarians.